magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via asvprock)

You know, maybe if I had a flat stomach and small thighs I wouldn’t hate myself so much.

(Source: weight-is-everything, via pull0ut)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via the-story-so-f4r)

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via orgasm)