(Source: seanfromtexas, via blessedyes)

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via rawteardrop)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via stop)

(Source: shaq-to-the-future, via encourage)

cheeky-chelsea:

Can i skip to the part in my life where i will wake up next to you? 

(Source: cheeky-chelsea, via asvprock)

(via squiglet)

florabon:

Tony + Beddazler = No good

(via withoutptvthereisnome)

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

(via rawteardrop)

bluedogeyes:

Dwayne Johnson visited Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show

(via thisis-sandpit-turtle)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

(via rais3dfromperdition)

gallifreysonlyconsultinghunter:

gytrash:

Everyone is a hero

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE AT THEIR WEAKEST AND THEN RORY JUST HAS A WHOLE LITTLE MONTAGE

(Source: savedher, via darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey)

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(Source: fulbruh, via rianisdawesome)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via thisis-sandpit-turtle)